Smart, Simply Amazing ( my ass )

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I got my laptop recently and yea it will be kinda useless for me if i do not have a wireless broadband connection. So ok… my frist choice was really Globe Broadband so i went to their satellite office, took a number and waited. BUT before that i started callin my friends namely Jeff & Vince to ask which is better Globe or Smart Bro. Both of em said most of their friends are using Globe and not having any problems with it so i said ok fine ill get globe then. so yea when i was there sitting… people are commin in with the Globe Wireless Broadband Kit with them they were 3. I cant help but ask… so i approached and said ” hey, have u tried it? how was it? slow? ok? what? and uhmm guess what?! all of em said ” its freakin slow! as in grabeh! in fact were returning / refunding it. ” So, i didnt even wait for my turn i just walked out of the office and i was like uhh ok, thanks a lot i gotta go. While on my way to Smart i saw Sun Cellular is offerin broadband aswell. yeahh right… putatkte! i have a Sun post paid line… pupugak pugak yung signal! papano pa kaya yung broadband diba?! And i called Vince… Vince told me ” hey K, PLDT is offering a broadband as well ” i was like oh really? so ang lola mo punta naman ng PLDT, and guess what ang daming hinihingi… ID’s, proof of billing and you have to fill out this form and dapat connected yung wireless mo sa telephone line niyo sa bahay and yung pay per use ng PLDT same shit dapat connected sa fixed line niyo sa house at yung nakausap kong punyetang bakla na napaka panget at napaka sunget na taga PLDT kala mo kung sino eh agent lang naman ( pweh!  leche! ) So, forget bout Globe, Sun and PLDT one last card which is Smart Bro. So ok Smart Bro… as soon as u enter their satelite office @ SM North… ang walang hyang guard haharangan ka at sasabihin syo ” ma’am paki input yung name mo po for the number ” then i saw a touch screen monitor ( aba! sosyal! ) so i put K. then he said ma’m full name po… syempre joray ng lola mo sabi ko ” ano magagawa ko eh sa yan lang pangalan ko isang letra! ” eh d wala sya nagawa! panget nya!.

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Erotic Game?

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ok, wtf! last night while i was building an e-commerce website, Jeff linked me an offsite via YM. So, yea ok… i needed a break so i clicked and guess what the tag line is… ” SOM” is our company’s original, high spec machine. You should experience its real satisfaction has never existed.It is possible to use with domestic power supply(100V). For long term use, make materials under the complete manners. If you have any trouble, we will guarantee the maintenance for free. We are sure of the super-satisfaction much more than it’s price ” and i started seing this weird devices… at first i thought it was a god dammn fuckin microscope…or some kind of kitchen appliances… ok this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen. here are the details:

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Web Hosting Reviews & Rating

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The So Called ” Vacation “

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Yay? me and my parents had a vacation… we went to HongKong and Macau. Of course i had a good time coz we get spend quality ” shopping ” time together. But sad… wasnt able to buy some clothes coz currently its winter season and they have winter collection. grrrr… that means thick thick jackets / sweaters with matching furs and uhmm yea boots have furs as well! ( reminds me of the song low by flo-rida eeew! boots with the furrrrrr… ) and uhmm what else… oh yea! we went to HongKong Disneyland… entrance fee is $350 (HK) not worth it and it sucks BIG TIME! its so disappointing… #1 reason is that i hate is that uhmm the food! noodles, noodles and more noodles! everywhere! ok, i know im in HK but c’mon! inside Disneyland… ALL NOODLES! and rice toppings. Second is the Lion King play… its so funny actually… wait… i dont wanna sound racist and im not racist but damn! ok so the musical play starts… then the main cast who played Simba is an indian! with indian accent :D haha! ok so every time he says the lines… omg… ok enough and no offense. then… Scar guy walked in to the stage… my dad is sitting beside me… then the minute we both saw the guy whos playin scar… me and my dad looked at each other and laughed and i said… ” wtf is that Shaquille O’ Neil?! ” ( yea he looked like Shaq… but shorter and a bit fatter tho ) and we both laughed sooo hard and my mom was sooo mad at us coz the play isnt suppose to be comedy! but in fairness they are all good actors and singers BUT thirdly what sucks the most is that everytime the lady narrator speaks… theres 2 annoying chinese dressed in rat costume translating each and every fuckin work in cantonese! i was like ” why are there rats in this play? wtf is this Lion King slash Ratatouille ?! ”

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PMS Survival Guide for Men

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ok im Mich. Blogging for K for awhile while shes not around ( & will be gone for awhile ) and to kill my boredom aswell. The reason why i chose this topic is because few minutes ago… our dear friend K is acting really weird and had a fight / argument with her GK for i dunno what reason. so, dont panic! its normal.

whats PMS? Medically… Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS) is a collection of physical, psychological and emotional symptoms that many women experience during the one to two weeks before a menstrual period. These symptoms disappear soon after the start of menstrual bleeding.

Several theories have been proposed to explain why PMS occurs. The most popular explanation is that these symptoms are related to cyclic changes in female sex hormones, pituitary hormones, prostaglandins and certain brain chemicals known as neurotransmitters. Some researchers have suggested that PMS may be related to abnormally low blood sugar (hypoglycemia), abnormally low levels of thyroid hormones (hypothyroidism) or a diet low in B vitamins, calcium or magnesium. Recent studies do not support these theories. Preliminary studies indicate that magnesium deficiency could play a role.

On the flip side, women tend to be temperamental and crazy! during their PMS days. How to deal with it? Simple! pack your things and LEAVE! hahaha ok kidding! here are few simple things you can do :

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i.kianah.com

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My forum is up and running! http://i.kianah.com. again, thanks to my panic button geek friend Jeff for helping me with some coding and i know i owe you a LOT already! hehe i promise to power level your huntard as soon as i reach level 80 :P

Registering, introducing yourself and linking your blog will be very much appreciated :) and to all my { bLoG jUnKiEs } members due to high number of spam registrations… i am thinking of removing my Top Sites :( i dont have enough time to maintain it. Like what i’ve said.. im thinkin about it and before i do so, i will inform your by sending emails to each and everyone of  you ( of course using the software mailer. OMG! i have like 400 members :eek: ) and i want to keep track of all the links that are listed soi encourage you guys to hop into my forum and leave a trace. thanks a lot and have a great tuesday :)

Wordless… Monday?

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if ever you’re thinkin of sleepin in public… think again! :P photo by : JM lol!

oh for crying out loud!

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myBloglog can you please! OM(F)G! reply my emails! for god sakes! ive been spamming like everyday! few days ago i contacted ” HELP ” thingy on the website asking to unlink my yahoo i.d. that is linked to my account so i can link my new one. Oh! guess what?! they unlinked it but when i try to log in… everything was fucked up. it doest let me log in to my old user name and pass and wont let me link a new one as well! what happen to the ” SUPPORT ” page? does it really freakin work!? eversince it was merged with yahoo… support thingy started suckin balls! arghh! yes im whining! coz its taking freakin 10,000 years before they reply! i remember when i had the owner / developer’s ym i.d. on my contact list. i didnt had any problems at all coz all i have to do is BUZZ him! but now since its owned by yahoo… blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda whatever! and FYI not all bloggers have myBloglog and BlogCatalog account both at the same time like i do :P and oh to d3so my recent BlogCatalog fan thanks! tehee im flattered :) and like ive said im kinda new with BlogCatalog so i thought one they added you as a friend you will automatically have them on your friends list as well. So, uhmm yea… now i have to figure out how will i keep track of the bloggers who added me. And as for this guy Trent… dude! your blog is awesome! being metro-sexual is not gay! ok! and his blog has awesome tips on

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